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A tilted cervix can be very painful
Fuck the cervix that demonic dingaling is tickling your lungs
It brings to mind the TikTok of the girl with a measuring tape saying “Where is that going? Not in here!”
15 inches is a certified firearm😭
Perhaps the writer was sick the day they did “units of measurement” in elementary school. FWIW, 15cm = 6 inches which is more reasonable.
15 inches is halfway to a small rattlesnake.
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Dexter from the Bahamas
in the immortal words of my very well-endowed male friend, ‘idk why everybody wants a big dick, it sucks. i have to use a stupid little fuck-cushion so i don’t hurt anybody.’
This is why, as an erotica/erotic romance author, I NEVER try to portray hyper-realistic sizes even when it comes to my supernatural eroticas.
Everyone in erotica seems to think that bigger is better (which to an extent it is) but I’d rather have my love interests be naturally and realistically hung and have them go for multiple intense rounds of fucking that leaves the female MC so exhausted she can’t walk right in the morning than have them potentially be some foppish outrageous size that breaks my reader’s immersion.
The same thing also goes for my female love interests when it comes to their body proportions because let’s be real; a girl whose had three BBLs may look nice but no manhood is getting inside there unless it’s been augmented.
No thank you. Me & my endometriosis say no.
An emergency hysterectomy in the making
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Where the hell is that going?! I know you not trying to put that inside of me. Baby, you are NOT about to rearrange my intestines and shift my kidneys with one stroke.
That goes in the Vagina if Holding.
Now you’ve got erotic fantasy.
porn got these perpectives on sex twisted bad.
Also I’m pretty sure if dude really is packing 15″ he has maybe a minute or so full mast before he passes out from all the blood rushing to his dick.
At that point, it’s hentai dick – realism is out the window.
For an average woman, the pubic area is 5 inches in height. The average torso (starting at the top of the pubic area and ending at the base of the neck) is 17-18 inches. That means a full inserted 15 inch penis would extend at least halfway up the average woman’s torso, past the belly button and getting into area around the bottom of the ribcage and lungs.
So it’s a downright circus act when someone is able to actually do that (I’m pretty sure it exists, but just to show how crazy it is).
Sounds like someone’s gonna stand up in it.
Me & my heart shaped uterus would be making a new doorway
That’s them either way it’s going into the stomach inches.
Pity that poor man. Imagine buying pants or boxers.
At 15 inches he is carrying a weapon of mass destruction and should be labeled a terrorist act
As avid reader of fanfics, you don’t know how many times I see shit like this. I be laughing my ass off.
Erotica standards are unrealistic and damaging the female brain.
I know I’m brave, but someone has to say it.
I mean (VERY VERY VERY NSFW!!)
https://www.reddit.com/r/BadDragon/s/wh0b4gtWTO
So big the gag reflex gets involved
Maybe……maybe it’s for them backshots from a mile away?
“The little ones don’t gag you!”, Marsha Warfield, Truly Tasteless Jokes (video, 1985)
I remember seeing long dong silver as a kid and going “who the hell is he using that on?”
Some doors got to be knocked on I guess
Have they not seen how long a subway footlong is? Where the fuck is that suppose to fit?