TIFU by tricking a mom into letting her foster kids watch porn ,
It all started 23 years ago when my horny ass 13 year old self was riding his bike and stumbled across a beat up VHS tape. Upon further inspection it turned out to be a porno and I thought I hit the jackpot! The only problem is the case was broken and my VHS player didnt want to play it…FUCK! I learned a lot about VHS tapes that day and that if you are careful you can transplant that tape into the case of an advertisment VHS tape for crash bandicoot I had received because I was cool and subscribed to nintendo power. Damn Im a genius! It was fappin time and I went to town. It was the perfect hiding spot too! Nobody suspected a thing but eventually I got the internet and the VHS tapes got put in a box and forgotten about. Fast forward to now and my mom is a volunteer driver for people that need rides to the hospital. This job allows here to interact with many types of people. She meets this sweet lady that fosters kids and mentions she has a ton of old VHS tapes the kids might enjoy. 1 week after my mom gives her the tapes the lady calls my mom back and is furious. She had put the Crash Bandicoot tape on and started making dinner in the next room. Those kids learned a few new things about life that day. As you would expect my mom called me very confused and I had to akwardly explain to her how my horny adolescent ingenuity caused this to happen over 2 decades ago.
tl;dr my adolescent self disguised porn as a video game cartoon which was accidently shown to foster kids over 2 decades later
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It all started 23 years ago when my horny ass 13 year old self was riding his bike and stumbled across a beat up VHS tape. Upon further inspection it turned out to be a porno and I thought I hit the jackpot! The only problem is the case was broken and my VHS player didnt want to play it…FUCK! I learned a lot about VHS tapes that day and that if you are careful you can transplant that tape into the case of an advertisment VHS tape for crash bandicoot I had received because I was cool and subscribed to nintendo power. Damn Im a genius! It was fappin time and I went to town. It was the perfect hiding spot too! Nobody suspected a thing but eventually I got the internet and the VHS tapes got put in a box and forgotten about. Fast forward to now and my mom is a volunteer driver for people that need rides to the hospital. This job allows here to interact with many types of people. She meets this sweet lady that fosters kids and mentions she has a ton of old VHS tapes the kids might enjoy. 1 week after my mom gives her the tapes the lady calls my mom back and is furious. She had put the Crash Bandicoot tape on and started making dinner in the next room. Those kids learned a few new things about life that day. As you would expect my mom called me very confused and I had to akwardly explain to her how my horny adolescent ingenuity caused this to happen over 2 decades ago.
tl;dr my adolescent self disguised porn as a video game cartoon which was accidently shown to foster kids over 2 decades later
She should explain to the kids, that’s how you get Bandicooties.
To avoid that I recently had to delete a TON of photos on my 3DS
Ahh Butterfly Effect at its finest.
This was a wild ride from start to finish
Since when did Nintendo even admit that crash existed?
Any parent putting in a second-hand Crash Bandicoot VHS tape to entertain her foster kids deserves a nasty surprise or two.
You made the Smash Brandi’s Cooch that was mentioned in The Last of Us 2, bravo!
This reminds me… back in the early 90s I was rewinding this VHS tape to the beginning. As I was preparing to program the VCR, something flashed on the screen.
Huh.
I rewound the tape again and sure enough, a 0.2 second clip was there on the very beginning of this supposedly blank general consumer tape (either a BASF or a Sony brand). I rewound it again and eventually managed to get it to pause. There was a flickering scene of some porno there, a girl was just changing position or something.
The thing is, this piece of VHS strip was apparently there to attach the VHS tape to the reel. It was so early that the player had trouble reacting to it; a mere flicker and then the blank tape began. You could just view it, taping over it was impossible as my player first began to roll the tape and then the recording heads moved at the tape, by which time the scene had already moved past.
Putting a porn VHS tape into the family VCR was incredibly risky. I remember a few very tense moments when the tape got chewed up and jammed the VCR so the tape wouldn’t eject. I shat some bricks that day.
Why is she getting vhs for her kids? Why not at least DVD?
Okay, I’m gonna say it. So say what you will about The Last of Us 2, but the developers also developed the orginal Crash Bandicoot saga, and they made a reference to it in TLOU2 by way of a porno VHS, just like this story. Reading this reminded me of it, The developers clearly wanted us to know it was a porno but the title was “Smash Brandy’s Cootch”. Close enough name, similar contents.
Who would have a VHS player these days?
used to hide joints on 8 track tapes. I know i’m dating myself but what the hell. Anyway it was a Doors 8 track it was bound to be mind altering.
My biggest issue with this story is that Crash Bandicoot is owned by Sony and wouldn’t be part of Nintendo Power.
Ah, another story in r/tifu involving porn/sex. Is it required? I feel like it’s required. Plus, Nintendo power and crash bandicoot don’t add up but hey go nuts smh
Crash bandicoot tape from Nintendo power? I smell TIFU-karma-whoring-lies
I’m confused how 20 year old vhs tapes even still show a clear picture…
I’d like to give a shout out to the people that abandoned all of this porn for us to find.
I hate how much detail put into complete lies on this sub.
What kid wants to watch a 23 year old Crash Bandicoot advertisement VHS tape?
>advertisment VHS tape for crash bandicoot I had received because I was cool and subscribed to nintendo power.
I’m sorry but *what* VHS for Crash Bandicoot would be from ***Nintendo Power***?
We found a weird tape in an Aladdin case. Popped it in and me and my cousins were like holy shit! 80s hot tub porn. Someone got wise to is discovering it because the real Aladdin tape made it back to the case the next time we checked. This is when we learned we needed to rewind the tape back to where we started…
Wait what? So there’s people using VHS today?
A crash bandicoot VHS from Nintendo life ? Is it weird to only me ?
People hid their porn on VHS all the time in the 90s.
I had a friend that worked for CPS and was partnered with a detective in the 90s. They investigated “crimes against children”. When there was a drug bust, one of their jobs was to go through all the VHS tapes in “fast-forward”, including the very extensive libraries of porn… to make sure none of it was CP. Sometimes it was “sandwiched” inbetween an innocuous recording of a day-time TV show or something… sometimes CP was inserted in the middle of a legal looking adult video…
Some of those initially arrested for dope related crimes, ended up with CP charges as well…
Backdoor sluts 9?
Details, details my friend. Research your lies. Or better, don’t lie.
Complete BS but you’ve got imagination
Pleassssse mods please ban these cringe made up sex stories from the horny teenagers on here. It has to stop
Id be more concerned about my mom giving away my stuff
After more than 10 years I’ve left my parents house, I still wonder if I forgot some porn vhs/magazines hidden somewhere. Heck I even wonder if I left them at my grandma’s, d’oh!
Ah this reminds me. Back when i was a kid (5,6) id ask my to rent out vhs tapes for me. They would include either animations (superman, batman, ultraman etc) or my favourite at the time, documentaries on animals (basically big cats hunting).
So like every week, we went and got a different volume of the latter. Came home, inserted the vhs and well it was what we bought (this isnt r/unexpected irl). So dad watched it for a while with me then went on to do some chores or something, don’t remember. This vhs didnt end with credits however. There was a full match of two female wrestlers engaged in a bra and panties fight. Now young me sat through it all, and then the winner in celebration also stripped herself into bra and panties and thats the exact moment my dad walks in. I don’t remember his reaction and response at all since my attention was towards these now scantily clad women. Thats where the vhs ended. He took out the tape and he was very pissed at he let the guy at the store know.
This is what happens when someone is farming karma but doesnt know the first thing about console exclusivity… crash bandicoot by nintendo (power) would be like mario from sega or sony… lol
I don’t even know what to say