Sleuthy Sleuth that I am, I was thinking…10 years of documented “bReAstFeEDiNg”, yet we never see anything wet. Everything is so dry. I remember breastfeeding as you need to be sitting down, and you’re gonna get wet. Yet, like the invisible stretch marks, the tetas/baby/clothing is always bone dry. ,

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By Diario

38 thoughts on “Sleuthy Sleuth that I am, I was thinking…10 years of documented “bReAstFeEDiNg”, yet we never see anything wet. Everything is so dry. I remember breastfeeding as you need to be sitting down, and you’re gonna get wet. Yet, like the invisible stretch marks, the tetas/baby/clothing is always bone dry.”
  1. I don’t think she breastfed ANY of her children including Carmen. Otherwise she should know how to fake it better. Have an actual modern breast pump. She never has any breastfeeding bra on or wears clothes that u would actually wear while breastfeeding. Def not a tee shirt pulled up. Usually it’s a lose fitting top that you can sleep off a shoulder or a button down shirt.

  2. She posts about every tiny minuscule “inconvenience,” as if she is the only parent to ever experience parenting. However, she never posts REAL things- she’s never had a batch of breastmilk be wasted, never had a pump fall off and spill milk all over you, no cracked bleeding painful nipples, nothing about engorgement pain (thank the lord for cabbage leaves), needing a sitz bath, the pain and terror of the first post delivery bathroom experience and the importance of stool softeners and laxatives, no mention of clogged ducts or mastitis…..NOTHING.

  3. The breastfeeding play-pretend is the other side of the fake-pregnancy coin.

    Many speculate that peepaw has a lactation fetish butI I don’t think so—there is zero sexual energy between them.

    Rather, I think it’s her self-contrived way of definitively “proving” that she birthed the kid (bf show seemed to start full-force with Mayo), even before the sleuths rolled up— her own consciousness of guilt.

    After all, how could anyone ever accuse her of moonbumpin when Us Weekly has a whole album of her breastfeeding???!!

    Funny thing is by “tandem nursing” babies five months apart with wildly diff nutritional needs, one confirmed to have NOT been birthed by her, she ended up proving the exact opposite point!!

    That, and a socially acceptable way to show off the boob job(s) while building up her supermami persona.

  4. Also ZERO shots of adorable smiley milk-drunk babies dozing off right after a feeding, signaling they feel fed and soothed. It’s one of the cutest things babies do, but no documentation of those moments by a lady who posts her boys in undies and publicized her kid’s troubling personal notes? naaaaah.

    Funny how they’re prob alcoholics but there’s no milk-drunk babies allowed in the Casa de Baldgueen.

  5. I breastfed 2 of my 3 kids well into toddlerhood and I never leaked. Never needed breast pads either. But I can still see shes so full of shit! Those underwire bras, hell no. That’s just asking for plugged ducts and mastitis.

    She had such a huge oversupply to fill “freezers and freezers” full of milk, yet never any side effects for her or the baby. No huge rock hard painful engorgement, no plugged ducts. No reflux or projectile vomiting from the baby. Always the same amount pumped into both bottles. An old ass Medela breast pump. Nothing adds up.

  6. I’ve googled lace nursing bras. Aside from none of them looking as skimpy or near as sexy as any of the ones Mami-dearest wears, none have access from the bottom up. All unhook/hinge from the top. But if Hills wore one of those, we’d not get the full boob affect now, would we?

  7. My baby is 23 years old. Even now, if I hear a baby cry, my boobs start to tighten and have that muscle memory feeling of FEED THE BABY. I don’t produce milk, but I still get that weird feeling. And you’re exactly right, everything was wet or stained. I’ve never seen her with a burping pad or chin dribble rag either. I understand we all have our ways of doing things but I never fed my kids w/o a rag tossed over my shoulder ready for the burping, and I always had a little one tucked under their chins. She does none of this. Not even the little things like that. I still remember when she posted about having spit up all over her sweater, but it was literally a spot of lint. It’s all bullshit. I feel sorry for the morons who believe her crap. And I feel bad for the future mothers who think newborns are always clean and tidy and there’s never a mess on mama. The reality is we stink for months and ruin a lot of our clothes. It is what it is.

  8. I haven’t breastfed in over a year and I still have sleep shirts and nursing bras with literal stains from my milk. I leaked all over, and it’s kinda oily and doesn’t come out. You’re so right. Nothing is ever wet! Actually I just pumped my kid never latched but if he nuzzled into me my body would have a small let down. That doesn’t seem to happen for her. And my boobs were so veiny when I was producing milk, hers do not appear to be.

  9. I hate to say this but those children are nothing but products of abuse and exploitation. These two assholes have a tit sucking fetish is all. She posts it, he posts it, and the kids faces are not even blurred. Im so sick of them please get them off the internet…
    And someone please report them to CPS …. We have tons of proof from this sub alone

  10. To be fair, what is the likelihood she has ever even seen anyone breastfeed? It is for the most part a quite private activity and there’s no reason she should know what it looks like in detail. I mean, it’s not like anyone would even have had a reason to show her how to do it.

  11. There’s sooooo many giveaways as to the FAKEness of the “breastfeeding”. The biggest one is that never ever have any of the babies been latched. If there’s no latch, there’s no breastfeeding going on. It’s all 100% FAKE. (Which is so fucked-up and deeply disturbing.🤮)

    And about the lack of wetness: I’ll never forget when Hillary went out one evening, soon after Illaria’s (surrogate) birth, wearing that ugly-ass nude-colored “Skims” undergarment that she wore as a dress,. That hideous thing was skintight very thin fabric and she wore it with NO BRA, for a long night out on the town.—*While claiming to be postpartum and BREASTFEEDING*. (While the rest of us women who are postpartum and breastfeeding, wear a supportive nursing bra AND thick milk-absorbing pads in the bra to avoid a wet milky mess on our clothing, on the rare occasions we go out anywhere!)

    Hillary doesn’t even commit to her lies. She tells humongous, major lies (with the potential to blow up her whole life if the truth is found out) but doesn’t even make an effort to make the lies remotely believable!😵‍💫

  12. For some who is “breastfeeding,” she sure wears a lot of white and light-colored clothes with confidence. When I was pumping (couldn’t breastfeed), I was afraid to wear white or light colors since I would leak through breast pads. It was a mess but somehow Hillary is always clean.

  13. Even when she’s supposedly breast feeding, providing nourishment and what should be such a lovely bonding time for mom and baby not to mention private, she has to STARE AT HERSELF. WTF LARRY? Even women I have seen bf in public manage to focus on their child.

    She is deeply unwell. Who is paying the price of her being sick? Her innocent children.

  14. Yes! I was telling my husband just how messy nursing and pumping is! Milk is just everywhere all the time: all over your bras, clothes, on the tables when you’re done pumping, all over your bub when they’re done eating.

    I always manage to have milk stains on my pants. Never fails.

  15. This is what I always said was the weirdest thing about her “ten straight years of breastfeeding” claim, which got reiterated in the @romper piece, IIRC.

    NO WET SPOTS ON HER SHIRTS!

    Or dresses.

    I mean like, NONE.

    Everyone remembers these and we all had them. Other celebrity Mom oversharers posted pix with theirs, so why not Hillz?

    After all, she’s all about “transparency.” 🙄

  16. No breast pads in her bras either. She wore that beige SKIMS dress for her bday dinner – supposedly when she was nursing. Im sorry – my sister would leave the baby and be at dinner talking about the baby and started leaking right away. Never a drop for Hillz. Guess its like her exercising her feet. She can squeeze her own nipples to save every drop of her “liquid gold”.

  17. She’s a sick woman. It’s not okay to fake these pics of her children pressed up on her breasts while she eye FC UKS the camera. Those poor kids are gonna be so humiliated when they are old enough to realize. It’s bordering on abusive.. staging this type of pic and posting it for all the possible creeps that are into this shit!

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