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Sent to my friend from her bank, literally speechless.
Tell the bank, why don’t they visualize depositing 20 million into my account 
switch banks asap…
If my bank sent that to me ide be down there manifesting these hands
I dont ever wanna hear the word “ritual” in my bank.
This is a load of bullshit. I’m not going to do some stupid ritual just so that I can get money. I am already rich and don’t need any more money.
I received one of these candles and followed the instructions.
I am now a billionaire.
That’s a $44 Apotheke Candle and it manifests Ninjas!
Edit: https://www.manifestingninja.com/
Found the grifter behind this. Damn she’s good to have conned her way into a deal with Apotheke and Chime.
I’m doing everything wrong.
Edit 2:. I’m really doing everything wrong…..
These are the coaching paths available, which one resonates?*
Manifesting Ninja Academy – “The Foundation” ($997 USD)
Private Coaching – High-Level Mentorship ($15k+ USD)
The Manifesting Retreat ($4k+USD)
Pretty sure I saw a disclaimer on a Chime commercial that they are not technically a bank.
That’s just trolling your customers. Sick.
Puts on Chime
The FED needs to shut this shit down.
Peak influencer
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*begins to chant in latin*
laudate ad FED quia pretium imprimere perget
*hits head with a board*
Oooh mine should be here soon!
I don’t need the old gods anymore. I answer to no one, thanks to MANIFESTATION.
God of money. Please give me more money.
JPow lights this candle before every meeting.
I wanted to have this candle badly. Imagine you were just manifest and already be in no time. Someone tell me where to buy this candles. Want to buy a bulk, to do this everyday.
The place I worked for couldn’t accept payment from chime because the payment processing company they used considered them to be a scam company. Now it is making sense why they thought that.
I’m a neo-pagan and I’m looking at this like WTF
Chime is not actually a bank. They partner with real banks and apparently new age candle makers.
So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong
(Bank) Trade offer: I give you ONE CANDLE ; you get ALL YOUR SAVINGS GO TO 0 AND THE BANK CLOSES
Inside the banks main office
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dvYvQeNeq3A
although this is weird, chime is great, just thought I’d chime in.
whaaaaaat
Step 1: Collect underwear.
Step 2: __________.
Step 3: Profit.
I don’t know, I kind of like their vibe to be honest.
Chime is that crap my ex-employer wanted me to join to get paid. I said no, it screamed scam.
That said; they don’t consider themselves a ‘bank’, they are a ‘financial technology company’.
IIRC, there was something about Chime I didn’t like…they either paid you less, or you had to use the app to get your money. I said ‘F that’ regardless.