“If I’m invited to watch a porno being filmed can I grab the guys dick before he splooges on the girls face and redirect it onto mine” A video of a fan stealing a mic causes conversations about cumshots on /r/WatchPeopleDieInside

What a cry baby. Don’t invite people on stage if you’re going to be upset with them yelling into the mic

I agree wholeheartedly. They were invited on stage, shits gonna happen. It's fuckin' rock'n'roll not a jazz quartet. That guy was probably in his head about life offstage. I'm sure we could find dozens of videos of this scene with him having the time of his life. Source: frontman in rock'n'roll band who invites people on stage.

Shut up

Shut the entire fuck up

I agree with the other guy “shut the entire fuck up”

Spare us the entitlement of inviting people on stage and becoming brat because they sign in the mic.

It’s no different than if she snatched the guitar and started strumming away. It’s fucked up.

The mic belongs to the venue. The guitar belongs to him. Literally is not the same

You are wrong.

Objectively I’m not wrong. Mics are supplied by the venue the majority of the time. I’ve toured as a musician. I know this from direct experience

I'm married a musician who gigs every second weekend with a band. They bring their own mics. Why leave it up to chance, what if the mics in the venue are shit, or they don't have them? Sometimes singers prefer a certain brand as well. Your experience is not the norm where I'm from, unless idk, your act is just singing with a speaker. Bands bring their own mics.

I can guarantee this guy did not bring the mic. His reaction shows that he grew up as the special kid who had his instruments paid for. He has no experience of actually inviting people on stage and probably owns zero equipment that he ever had to buy himself

Lmao are you ok?? Join me in having a coffee and a smoke and calming the fuck down.

Only if we invite this singer because a coffee shop is the only place he should be playing at

An invitation to get on stage isn't an invitation to steal the mic from the singer 

Taking the mic as it’s on the stand isn’t the same as taking it from the singer. This stuff is expected if people come on the stage. The dude is just a brat

Tryhard

Fragile heart mixed with entitled ego

There's a difference between singing along on stage and literally grabbing the mic from the singer.

She grabbed the mic as it was on the stand. Dude is a baby

If I'm invited to watch a porno being filmed can I grab the guys dick before he splooges on the girls face and redirect it onto mine

A mic is not an extension of this guy’s body. This is one of the worst analogies I’ve ever read on Reddit

Out of all the examples you could have given, why did you go with that one lol

Thought I finally had a shot (to the face)

So first impression shitty band, i don't care. Why are they performing amongst the crowd. Shouldn't they be on a stage so this doesn't happen. Also what a terrible bitch for doing that. Shit show. Witerally.

Are you my Grandpa?

No I just have an oz of taste.

Pay no attention to that musician behind the curtain Pay attention to me instead AHHHHH oh oh ohhOHHohhhoHohOHohoh

What are you on about pal?

You don't seem British so why are you saying "What are you on about". Stop trying to make Fetch happen, it's not going to happen".

I wasn't aware that "what are you on about" was inherently bri'ish m8.

This was pretty common for mid 2000s bands to be performing VFW halls and high school gyms at ground level with sizable crowds. Look at Fall Out Boy or My Chem’s early live performance clips (instances can be seen in Fall Out Boy’s video for Dead On Arrival).

I meam no I won't be because I don't listen to that shit.

Dude just check out the absolute most garbage music then you'll get it… Jesus fucking christ.

Wow one of the many intoxicated people swarming around him did something stupid imagine my shock

Don't act like some one who does that isn't at fault.

From looking at these people, I’m under the premise that these people are intoxicated. So you can blame intoxicated people for their actions, but if you don’t want a band to be interfered with don’t invite a hoard of fans onto your stage. You could blame every individual who messes with the performance when they’re invited en masse up onto the stage, or you could take the action which mitigates that.

Don't victim blame.

“Don’t victim blame” is a heuristic not an absolute rule. There are definitely situations where people should be acting differently to avoid obvious possibilities. And no I’m not talking about the vast majority of SA/grape since that’s where 99% of victim blaming discourse happens. Someone else has already brought the victim blaming point up in my replies, if you disagree with me you can see what I have to say there.

Terminal Redditor response

I’m sorry I went to college and learned how to articulate myself.

There can only be one main character.

That's right… find other musicians, write songs, play them over and over again until you're good at them, load a truck up of a bunch of heavy equipment, drive for however many hours, unload the truck with all this heavy equipment, set it up untangling a bunch of cords, sound check starts 6 hours before the show, wait for hours, play to an empty house and make the equivalent of like 10 dollars an hour for years until maybe you get a little traction, and do it over and over again for the sheer love of the craft all to have some drunk idiot grab the mic and go EWAOOOOOWOWOWOWOOWO and you're like, fine, I don't give a shit, shows over anyway. YES WHAT MAIN CHARACTER THESE LEAD SINGERS ARE! God, don't they understand! We want our turn at the mic, we just waltzed in at the start of the show, drank too much and so the show is about us, right?! Then we call our uber home and waltz right out. And you know, when you're sitting in your uber going that was fun, do you ever wonder what that lead singer is probably doing at that point. You think maybe he's hauling a bunch of shit into a truck? Waiting for the other bands to finish because they don't pay you until the end of the night so nobody "plays and leaves". You. think maybe he just wants to go home too?

Alright grandpa, it’s time for bed, yes we know you were a big famous lead singer!

Oh no I'd never be a lead singer… I'm too humble and it's not all about me, right?

Are you ok, my friend?

It's fine, this is my idea of a good time on reddit.

i would’ve let her kiss my fists 😊

This is what one becomes when someone gets abused as a kid and don't go for therapy. I wish you a better future.

I always try to help them regain some of their childhood and invite them for a game of hide and seek. I hide and they seek the professional help they need.

Not on her side or anything but like “I beat people who annoy me” ain’t it

pretty sure if it was a female singing and a dude did that to her it would be a very different story.

No need to bring your celibacy into this.

they're all having fun. something no one in this comment section could ever understand.

what else you defend this way? noise? destroying of property? rape? just so we know ur line

Probably draw it in between the inconveniences and the violent crimes?

Settle down

Wut

I do love making noise

obviously, every muslim love or loved making noise with small girls, thats why they followed it in the first place

No, i wont look up this shitty bands social media, thanks for trying tho

They’re like 20 yrs running. Believe it or not, this isn’t about you.

Okay? Idc lol. This is just a dig at how clearly this is a try for publicity. Just like everything else online. I never claimed it was about me? Get a clue lol

Jeez man, read what people are saying to you. Lol -_-

What a cry baby. Don’t invite people on stage if you’re going to be upset with them yelling into the mic

I agree wholeheartedly. They were invited on stage, shits gonna happen. It's fuckin' rock'n'roll not a jazz quartet. That guy was probably in his head about life offstage. I'm sure we could find dozens of videos of this scene with him having the time of his life. Source: frontman in rock'n'roll band who invites people on stage.

Shut up

Shut the entire fuck up

I agree with the other guy “shut the entire fuck up”

Spare us the entitlement of inviting people on stage and becoming brat because they sign in the mic.

It’s no different than if she snatched the guitar and started strumming away. It’s fucked up.

The mic belongs to the venue. The guitar belongs to him. Literally is not the same

You are wrong.

Objectively I’m not wrong. Mics are supplied by the venue the majority of the time. I’ve toured as a musician. I know this from direct experience

I'm married a musician who gigs every second weekend with a band. They bring their own mics. Why leave it up to chance, what if the mics in the venue are shit, or they don't have them? Sometimes singers prefer a certain brand as well. Your experience is not the norm where I'm from, unless idk, your act is just singing with a speaker. Bands bring their own mics.

I can guarantee this guy did not bring the mic. His reaction shows that he grew up as the special kid who had his instruments paid for. He has no experience of actually inviting people on stage and probably owns zero equipment that he ever had to buy himself

Lmao are you ok?? Join me in having a coffee and a smoke and calming the fuck down.

Only if we invite this singer because a coffee shop is the only place he should be playing at

An invitation to get on stage isn't an invitation to steal the mic from the singer 

Taking the mic as it’s on the stand isn’t the same as taking it from the singer. This stuff is expected if people come on the stage. The dude is just a brat

Tryhard

Fragile heart mixed with entitled ego

There's a difference between singing along on stage and literally grabbing the mic from the singer.

She grabbed the mic as it was on the stand. Dude is a baby

If I'm invited to watch a porno being filmed can I grab the guys dick before he splooges on the girls face and redirect it onto mine

A mic is not an extension of this guy’s body. This is one of the worst analogies I’ve ever read on Reddit

Out of all the examples you could have given, why did you go with that one lol

Thought I finally had a shot (to the face)

So first impression shitty band, i don't care. Why are they performing amongst the crowd. Shouldn't they be on a stage so this doesn't happen. Also what a terrible bitch for doing that. Shit show. Witerally.

Are you my Grandpa?

No I just have an oz of taste.

Pay no attention to that musician behind the curtain Pay attention to me instead AHHHHH oh oh ohhOHHohhhoHohOHohoh

What are you on about pal?

You don't seem British so why are you saying "What are you on about". Stop trying to make Fetch happen, it's not going to happen".

I wasn't aware that "what are you on about" was inherently bri'ish m8.

This was pretty common for mid 2000s bands to be performing VFW halls and high school gyms at ground level with sizable crowds. Look at Fall Out Boy or My Chem’s early live performance clips (instances can be seen in Fall Out Boy’s video for Dead On Arrival).

I meam no I won't be because I don't listen to that shit.

Dude just check out the absolute most garbage music then you'll get it… Jesus fucking christ.

Wow one of the many intoxicated people swarming around him did something stupid imagine my shock

Don't act like some one who does that isn't at fault.

From looking at these people, I’m under the premise that these people are intoxicated. So you can blame intoxicated people for their actions, but if you don’t want a band to be interfered with don’t invite a hoard of fans onto your stage. You could blame every individual who messes with the performance when they’re invited en masse up onto the stage, or you could take the action which mitigates that.

Don't victim blame.

“Don’t victim blame” is a heuristic not an absolute rule. There are definitely situations where people should be acting differently to avoid obvious possibilities. And no I’m not talking about the vast majority of SA/grape since that’s where 99% of victim blaming discourse happens. Someone else has already brought the victim blaming point up in my replies, if you disagree with me you can see what I have to say there.

Terminal Redditor response

I’m sorry I went to college and learned how to articulate myself.

There can only be one main character.

That's right… find other musicians, write songs, play them over and over again until you're good at them, load a truck up of a bunch of heavy equipment, drive for however many hours, unload the truck with all this heavy equipment, set it up untangling a bunch of cords, sound check starts 6 hours before the show, wait for hours, play to an empty house and make the equivalent of like 10 dollars an hour for years until maybe you get a little traction, and do it over and over again for the sheer love of the craft all to have some drunk idiot grab the mic and go EWAOOOOOWOWOWOWOOWO and you're like, fine, I don't give a shit, shows over anyway. YES WHAT MAIN CHARACTER THESE LEAD SINGERS ARE! God, don't they understand! We want our turn at the mic, we just waltzed in at the start of the show, drank too much and so the show is about us, right?! Then we call our uber home and waltz right out. And you know, when you're sitting in your uber going that was fun, do you ever wonder what that lead singer is probably doing at that point. You think maybe he's hauling a bunch of shit into a truck? Waiting for the other bands to finish because they don't pay you until the end of the night so nobody "plays and leaves". You. think maybe he just wants to go home too?

Alright grandpa, it’s time for bed, yes we know you were a big famous lead singer!

Oh no I'd never be a lead singer… I'm too humble and it's not all about me, right?

Are you ok, my friend?

It's fine, this is my idea of a good time on reddit.

i would’ve let her kiss my fists 😊

This is what one becomes when someone gets abused as a kid and don't go for therapy. I wish you a better future.

I always try to help them regain some of their childhood and invite them for a game of hide and seek. I hide and they seek the professional help they need.

Not on her side or anything but like “I beat people who annoy me” ain’t it

pretty sure if it was a female singing and a dude did that to her it would be a very different story.

No need to bring your celibacy into this.

they're all having fun. something no one in this comment section could ever understand.

what else you defend this way? noise? destroying of property? rape? just so we know ur line

Probably draw it in between the inconveniences and the violent crimes?

Settle down

Wut

I do love making noise

obviously, every muslim love or loved making noise with small girls, thats why they followed it in the first place

No, i wont look up this shitty bands social media, thanks for trying tho

They’re like 20 yrs running. Believe it or not, this isn’t about you.

Okay? Idc lol. This is just a dig at how clearly this is a try for publicity. Just like everything else online. I never claimed it was about me? Get a clue lol

Jeez man, read what people are saying to you. Lol -_-