Mami had to work her big fake tetas into Siete’s birthday tribute post ,

Happy birthday to Siete all the same. Pretty sure she's been the baby longer than any of the others were (before a new sibling arrived)

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Happy birthday to Siete all the same. Pretty sure she's been the baby longer than any of the others were (before a new sibling arrived)

By Diario

44 thoughts on “Mami had to work her big fake tetas into Siete’s birthday tribute post”
  1. My kid is half-Spanish. I gave him such an “American” name, but his last name is definitely Spanish. By way of New Mexico, all the family were the most wonderful people, and loved me. I even got great grandma’s posole recipe (made with pigs feet). We always had a bit of Spanish “flair” at every party. Served tamales, an auntie in the kitchen on tortilla duty, older cousins who played the accordion, it was always fun. My point is this biotch has absolutely NO claim to the “heritage”. They have such a huge family, yet we see none of them. No friends, no other family

  2. She writes to/about her kids like she was asked to introduce and present someone she barely knows with a bogus award at the last minute, and she whipped this up on the ride to the ceremony.

    Oh, and the “athletic” thing is Larry’s pitiful attempt at covering for/explaining letting Yunior roll around on the disgusting NYC sidewalk the other day.

    “What can I do? She’s a little Nadia Comăneci!” (nice timely reference, joo)

    She’s so obvious and dumb.

  3. Those kids won’t be able to remember a single birthday, because they are *all* identical. Sloppy, thrown-together, random party store decorations. An ugly cake or two and cupcakes. Only the siblings/not a single friend. Trapped in the apartment. Mom’s boob job out. Dad visiting and looking exhausted. Pose for Instagram.

    Copy/Paste/Repeat.

  4. Whats the gloppy cupcake set up? Do the kids only get to eat the few un- iced cupcakes on the periphery? It looks like a container of icing and sprinkles was poured in the middle. What a mess. Again no friends, no relatives, just starving kids and bewbs.

  5. These birthday parties are getting worse and worse. Poor baby nothing matches. She has the green cups from the previous birthday, a Hello Kitty tablecloth and some skeleton plates, huh? Do these people not have proper plates and tablecloths rather than resorting to plastic junk for all these birthdays? Come to think of it I have never seen these children eat with actual china dishes or silverware. They are truly feral.

  6. Catalina Wine Mixer still looks 8 months old at 2 years.

    Can’t help but notice most of the kids are August/September birthdays. Mami must demand the surrogates get implanted around Christmas time.

  7. Only Mami can make what is supposed to be a positive post sound negative.

    Unfrosted cupcakes? Yum. Just what every kid wants. 🙄

    Why is there never any other family or friends at any of these “celebrations”?

  8. How bizarre that she calls her “athletic”?

    The poor little thing always looks wan and listless, with notably poor muscle tone in comparison with most two year olds of the same developmental stage. Also, I wonder if they got her little feet checked out yet. It’s been apparent for a long time that the way she ambulates is rather odd because her feet turn in.

    Hillary seems to present information in a way that is completely at odds with reality.

  9. Sad decor ✔️
    Sad balloons ✔️
    Sad cupcakes ✔️
    Everyone simply dressed while mami is all dressed up ✔️
    Referring to her child with their first, middle and last name cause she is ridiculous ✔️

  10. I have no idea why—Mami alleges—the family’s preferred name for Siete, the youngest Guacamolito, is “tiny monster.” Sure, she’s tiny—Hillary’s systemic underfeeding undoubtedly keeps the “last baby” (that we know of) *tiny.* But in what way is the youngest and presumably least-wily of a brood clearly devoid of “street smarts” ensured status as a monster?

    Has Siete learned to identify hardened cat feces and re-locate them in appalling locations? Has she chewed a half-piece of Dubble Bubble Gum to a state of slimy perfection, before tucking it behind the ear of a sleeping sibling? If you’re gonna brag on a “tiny monster,” show your work (as any teacher would ask).

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