Mami had to work her big fake tetas into Siete’s birthday tribute post ,
Happy birthday to Siete all the same. Pretty sure she's been the baby longer than any of the others were (before a new sibling arrived)
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Happy birthday to Siete all the same. Pretty sure she's been the baby longer than any of the others were (before a new sibling arrived)
I love that she still uses lowercase because Ilaria capitalized looks dreadful 😂
And no beer is an automatic buzzer ring for the foul for any Hispanic kid’s celebration.
Are they going to keep having more kids until one of them magically looks like Eva Longoria’s son?
Wow its just mental isn’t it that someone with zero Spanish heritage named her ‘ilaria catarina irena’
The woman is illiterate.
Happy Birthday “wild monster”. SMH
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No grandparents at this party? At any party? Uncles? Aunts? Friends?
Nothing big anywhere, just fake.
All Siete wants for her birthday are capital letters in her name. She wants her name to be a proper noun like her siblings’ names.
My kid is half-Spanish. I gave him such an “American” name, but his last name is definitely Spanish. By way of New Mexico, all the family were the most wonderful people, and loved me. I even got great grandma’s posole recipe (made with pigs feet). We always had a bit of Spanish “flair” at every party. Served tamales, an auntie in the kitchen on tortilla duty, older cousins who played the accordion, it was always fun. My point is this biotch has absolutely NO claim to the “heritage”. They have such a huge family, yet we see none of them. No friends, no other family
She writes to/about her kids like she was asked to introduce and present someone she barely knows with a bogus award at the last minute, and she whipped this up on the ride to the ceremony.
Oh, and the “athletic” thing is Larry’s pitiful attempt at covering for/explaining letting Yunior roll around on the disgusting NYC sidewalk the other day.
“What can I do? She’s a little Nadia Comăneci!” (nice timely reference, joo)
She’s so obvious and dumb.
Never a friend at these party’s….
Check out Bang Bang eye fuc*ing the cake.
Those kids won’t be able to remember a single birthday, because they are *all* identical. Sloppy, thrown-together, random party store decorations. An ugly cake or two and cupcakes. Only the siblings/not a single friend. Trapped in the apartment. Mom’s boob job out. Dad visiting and looking exhausted. Pose for Instagram.
Copy/Paste/Repeat.
That name is vile work😂
So when the little girl was one , she was an athlete, monster and a comedian. That sounds so precious and lovely for her to look back on when she’s older😬😳
I bet all these kids will change their first names when they become legal.
When I look at that baby, the last word I would use to describe her is athletic. Like wtf she still looks like she’s 8 months old. But I digress…..
Tetas 🤣
My god, the tired cupcakes need a memorial service by now. And the ton of plastic at each of these sugar high sessions is overwhelming my senses.
They always have the saddest little parties- messy cupcakes, non-matching theme items, etc. I wouldn’t expect that from rich people.
Why does every birthday word salad tribute have to include a dig at the child? “Tiny monster” isn’t cute.
Jesus Christ those Spanish kids names. Forever to be associated with their 100% American mothers scam.
Whats the gloppy cupcake set up? Do the kids only get to eat the few un- iced cupcakes on the periphery? It looks like a container of icing and sprinkles was poured in the middle. What a mess. Again no friends, no relatives, just starving kids and bewbs.
They are always lined up on one side of this table, always for the camera.
These birthday parties are getting worse and worse. Poor baby nothing matches. She has the green cups from the previous birthday, a Hello Kitty tablecloth and some skeleton plates, huh? Do these people not have proper plates and tablecloths rather than resorting to plastic junk for all these birthdays? Come to think of it I have never seen these children eat with actual china dishes or silverware. They are truly feral.
She walked 3 tiny steps on the filthy streets of New York, then was so exhausted from all her athleticism, that she had to lie down on Mommy’s feet and wait for her refill of electrolytes.
The lower case spelling is sending me. Didn’t think ahead, did she?🤣
look at Alec’s face. He’s not even trying to GAF anymore.
Catalina Wine Mixer still looks 8 months old at 2 years.
Can’t help but notice most of the kids are August/September birthdays. Mami must demand the surrogates get implanted around Christmas time.
I feel like this girl has been a baby for 7 years.
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Is that the same child she left on the New York City street corner? The one she would not pick up?
The lower case i 🤡
Only Mami can make what is supposed to be a positive post sound negative.
Unfrosted cupcakes? Yum. Just what every kid wants. 🙄
Why is there never any other family or friends at any of these “celebrations”?
Athletic!!! 🤣🤣🤣
How bizarre that she calls her “athletic”?
The poor little thing always looks wan and listless, with notably poor muscle tone in comparison with most two year olds of the same developmental stage. Also, I wonder if they got her little feet checked out yet. It’s been apparent for a long time that the way she ambulates is rather odd because her feet turn in.
Hillary seems to present information in a way that is completely at odds with reality.
The cake looks like it says “Happy Birthday Larry”
Sad decor ✔️
Sad balloons ✔️
Sad cupcakes ✔️
Everyone simply dressed while mami is all dressed up ✔️
Referring to her child with their first, middle and last name cause she is ridiculous ✔️
I have no idea why—Mami alleges—the family’s preferred name for Siete, the youngest Guacamolito, is “tiny monster.” Sure, she’s tiny—Hillary’s systemic underfeeding undoubtedly keeps the “last baby” (that we know of) *tiny.* But in what way is the youngest and presumably least-wily of a brood clearly devoid of “street smarts” ensured status as a monster?
Has Siete learned to identify hardened cat feces and re-locate them in appalling locations? Has she chewed a half-piece of Dubble Bubble Gum to a state of slimy perfection, before tucking it behind the ear of a sleeping sibling? If you’re gonna brag on a “tiny monster,” show your work (as any teacher would ask).
I *cannot wait* for when she tells us how many cakes she dropped!! 🎂🎂🎂 Tee hee! dripping s/
Because she all of those children’s birthdays are about her.
Isn’t that child big enough to climb out of her prison now, I mean crib?
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