I recorded a porno over my aunt’s wedding video

When I was 14 and 15 I stayed with my aunt Cindy for a week while I was working a job. The commute to my job was very long and she lived much closer. It sounds weird to work so young and also to travel for work but it was a family business.

I couldn’t sleep as usual (lifelong insomniac) and I’m awake at 3am flipping through channels on her satellite package. Flip flip flip WAIT A MINUTE. Was that a boob? Flip back and see real honest to god porn. My aunt had subscribed the playboy channel. #jackpot

It’s in the dead of night, no lights on, I’ve got the volume down as low as possible but this is in the living room and it’s a big open area in the middle of the house. So I’ve got one eye on Nasty Office Sluts Get Promoted and the other eye keeping watch. I hear someone get up and go into a bathroom. FUCK!

I turn the tv off but the satellite is still on. I dig through her entertainment center looking for a blank tape, find one, and slip it into the VCR. I set it to record and then go to bed. I lay awake in bed terrified because if I fall asleep and someone turns on the tv before I get up, they’re going to know it was tuned to a dirty channel.

When the first pinky streaks of morning show in the sky I’m up and in damage control mode. I snatch the tape, change the channel, make sure everything is neat and tidy with the tapes underneath the tv. That’s when I find a yellowed label that has fallen off a tape. It says “Cindy and Darrel Wedding 1985” no no no no no. Look at the “blank” tape in my hand, see the faint outline of where a label used to be. They line up perfectly. Noooooooooo.

Suddenly I have this smoking gun of a horrible thing I did in my possession. Anybody who watched the tape would see 30 seconds of her getting ready with her bridesmaids, cut to half of a porno set in the workplace, then it cuts out later to reveal mid wedding ceremony. What could be more sacrilegious?

I never watched the tape with any joy, I never told anyone, I just kept it hidden like some awful burden.

////edit//// For clarity I’m a girl. 👧

When I was 14 and 15 I stayed with my aunt Cindy for a week while I was working a job. The commute to my job was very long and she lived much closer. It sounds weird to work so young and also to travel for work but it was a family business.

I couldn’t sleep as usual (lifelong insomniac) and I’m awake at 3am flipping through channels on her satellite package. Flip flip flip WAIT A MINUTE. Was that a boob? Flip back and see real honest to god porn. My aunt had subscribed the playboy channel. #jackpot

It’s in the dead of night, no lights on, I’ve got the volume down as low as possible but this is in the living room and it’s a big open area in the middle of the house. So I’ve got one eye on Nasty Office Sluts Get Promoted and the other eye keeping watch. I hear someone get up and go into a bathroom. FUCK!

I turn the tv off but the satellite is still on. I dig through her entertainment center looking for a blank tape, find one, and slip it into the VCR. I set it to record and then go to bed. I lay awake in bed terrified because if I fall asleep and someone turns on the tv before I get up, they’re going to know it was tuned to a dirty channel.

When the first pinky streaks of morning show in the sky I’m up and in damage control mode. I snatch the tape, change the channel, make sure everything is neat and tidy with the tapes underneath the tv. That’s when I find a yellowed label that has fallen off a tape. It says “Cindy and Darrel Wedding 1985” no no no no no. Look at the “blank” tape in my hand, see the faint outline of where a label used to be. They line up perfectly. Noooooooooo.

Suddenly I have this smoking gun of a horrible thing I did in my possession. Anybody who watched the tape would see 30 seconds of her getting ready with her bridesmaids, cut to half of a porno set in the workplace, then it cuts out later to reveal mid wedding ceremony. What could be more sacrilegious?

I never watched the tape with any joy, I never told anyone, I just kept it hidden like some awful burden.

////edit//// For clarity I’m a girl. 👧